It's too bad we had to wait until this guy actually killed someone to declare he was crazy. The moving to a remote island to train monkeys would have been enough for me.

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John Campbell was told he must spend at least 16 years in prison for battering to death Robert Rose, who was seeing his ex-partner and fellow monkey fan, Margaret Johnston.Mr Rose – who moved to the island of Sanday in Orkney to make a fresh start and raise three alpacas – was a ‘kind and like...

What happened to the days when you could just beat the shit out of a-holes like this?

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PORTSMOUTH — Every day, "for months and months," a shirtless man jogged past former Mayor Steve Marchand's house while spitting at the home, yelling profanities and/or tossing orange peels into the yard, said Marchand. "My kids, then 2 and 4, were petrified," he said. "They're still scared of this guy."

How could anyone drink the mucus of something that eats plaster and not expect it to destroy them? Traditional medicine strikes again. Oh and lol Florida.

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MIAMI (AP) - Devotees of a man claiming to practice a traditional African religion said they had to ingest the mucus of a Giant African Snail that sickened them. Federal authorities in January raided the Miami man's home after receiving complaints.

Florida strikes again.

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Fla. man allegedly calls 911 more than 200 times(AP)–20 hours agoAVON PARK, Fla. — Maybe he was bored. Maybe he just likes prank phone calls. But for some reason, a Florida man allegedly called 911 more than 200 times in a recent 3-day span. Highlands County sheriff's deputies said Timothy...

Way impressed that someone was actually dumb enough to try this.

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ISLANDIA, N.Y. – The tipoff was the sunglasses. A New Yorker faces a $135 traffic fine for using a mannequin as her plus-one in the high-occupancy lane of the Long Island Expressway. An alert sheriff's deputy on Long Island became suspicious when he saw the "passenger" wearing sunglasses and using the visor. The only problem: The sky was overcast.