I'm sure times were tough, but could you really not do better than a giant pencil to the junk?

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A window cleaner died after repeatedly stabbing himself in the leg with a giant pencil. Jeffrey Burton's body was found in a blood soaked room at his home in St Leonards with a gash to his upper right thigh and an oversized souvenir pencil covered in blood next to his ankle.

If anyone can give Florida a run for its money, you can bet it's Africa.

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JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) – A South African minibus taxi driver five times over the legal blood alcohol limit at breakfast time was arrested on Wednesday for transporting 49 children in a 16-seat vehicle.

Even the kid is surprised that they make movies in Uruguay.

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Here's a fairy tale that could only happen in the movies. Man makes YouTube video. Goes to Hollywood. Gets pots of money and a movie deal. Except this story is true. An unknown producer from Uruguay, Fede Alvarez, shelled out about $300 to create a cool video of a robot invasion in Montevide...

Finally, an inmate work program I can get behind.

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Pacific Islands governor in hot water over prisoner massage(AFP)–5 days agoSAIPAN — The governor of the US-administered Northern Mariana Islands is feeling the heat after ordering the temporary release of a jailed suspect to give him a massage.Benigno R. Fitial, the most senior politician ...