"The beef jerky got me."

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Get out of jail free: because you're too fat. A 600-pound Florida man, arrested for scamming restaurants in 2007, was offered a plea deal when prosecutors discovered it was too expensive to incarcerate him, according to the Orlando Sentinel. George Jolicoeur, 38, is infamous for ordering food and then complaining about the quality and refusing to pay after he eats it.

I think I'd rather take my chances getting shot by Mexican drug lords during spring break instead of getting raped in Florida.

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DAYTONA BEACH — So far there have been six reported rapes in Daytona Beach during spring break, and that was all in just one week.Police say the reported rapes happened the first week ...

I see all these hateful Florida Bargles and think it must be some coincidence, then an article about a man from Florida torching his house over a $70 water bill pops up. That is one magical place.

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Fort Lauderdale -- In an effort to fight his high water bill, Johnny Dossey fought back with fire. Police say Dossey torched his Fort Lauderdale mobile home causing firefighters to put out the blaze to prevent it from spreading to other homes on the 1300 block of Southwest 21st Terrace Wednesday afternoon.

I was a little surprised until I read the Florida part.

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Tim D buzzed up: Air America Radio closing, filing for bankruptcy 1 minute ago 2010-01-22T18:18:27-08:00