It's too bad we had to wait until this guy actually killed someone to declare he was crazy. The moving to a remote island to train monkeys would have been enough for me.

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John Campbell was told he must spend at least 16 years in prison for battering to death Robert Rose, who was seeing his ex-partner and fellow monkey fan, Margaret Johnston.Mr Rose – who moved to the island of Sanday in Orkney to make a fresh start and raise three alpacas – was a ‘kind and like...