I'm sure times were tough, but could you really not do better than a giant pencil to the junk?
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A window cleaner died after repeatedly stabbing himself in the leg with a giant pencil. Jeffrey Burton's body was found in a blood soaked room at his home in St Leonards with a gash to his upper right thigh and an oversized souvenir pencil covered in blood next to his ankle.
A window cleaner died after repeatedly stabbing himself in the leg with a giant pencil. Jeffrey Burton's body was found in a blood soaked room at his home in St Leonards with a gash to his upper right thigh and an oversized souvenir pencil covered in blood next to his ankle.
