I'm sure times were tough, but could you really not do better than a giant pencil to the junk?

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A window cleaner died after repeatedly stabbing himself in the leg with a giant pencil. Jeffrey Burton's body was found in a blood soaked room at his home in St Leonards with a gash to his upper right thigh and an oversized souvenir pencil covered in blood next to his ankle.

What are you doing delivering dead cats to people and expecting not to be responsible for the issue?

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Jayne Pritt, of Isherwood Street, found the animal lying on the side of the pavement in nearby Skeffington Road on Thursday, February 25. But instead of ignoring the cat's corpse, she picked it up and followed advice to take it to the nearest vet.Because she was work...

T-Minus 6 months until they change their mind again and say it was actually volcanic activity.

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LONDON (Reuters) - A giant asteroid smashing into Earth is the only plausible explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs, a global scientific team said on Thursday, hoping to settle a row that has divided experts for decades.A panel of 41 scientists from across the world rev...

Does it look like a huge robotic turd to anyone else?

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While this is by no means the first time we've seen a robotic snake prototype, it ain't every day that we find one so close to deployment. This self-propelling, two foot long robot can crawl along the ground, climb through debris, and even stand erect to give the operator a better view through the forward-mounted camera. The Israeli Defense Force says it will use this thing for "routine surveillance and reconnaissance."